3/22 – Edison’s

Happy birthday, Anno!

We had a decent 1st and 2nd shift. A lot of people on 3rd shift were shirking their responsibilities. Maybe they were all in bed early so that they could get up for the Easter sunrise service. Sure.

Swoop (like what a bird does) sat in for Hollywood Dan, who sits in for Rev. Marty on the drums. He was loads of fun, but I’m sure he had mixed feelings about us.

Now, if Mudcat could only learn to bet for money, he’d be wealthy beyond compare. He won the pool. Well, not an actual swimming pool – that just doesn’t mix well with electricity, unless of course it’s the waterproof kind, but those outlets are really hard to find. Never mind.

We progressed from the Aqua Man set to the Marcel Marceau set. Nature can be a freaky thing.

I know, I know – enough with the inside jokes already.

There was a couple sitting right in front of me at the bar (and if you’ve ever been to Edison’s you know how close they were to me). They were engaged in what appeared to be a most romantic kiss. It’s been a really long time since I’ve engaged in any kissing, but I seem to remember that it’s not good practice to wipe your mouth with the back of your hand as soon as the kiss ends, while not turning away from the other kisser. Yeah, the chick did that. However, the guy either didn’t notice or didn’t care, since he kissed her again. The second kiss met with her approval. Either that or she waited until she was on the way to the bathroom to wipe her mouth.

Speaking of the bathroom, I have another bathroom story for you. This one is definitely much better than the last one. Here goes –

These 2 girls walk in together and as they’re standing next to each other, clearly the brighter of the pair said that the stall to the left was open. Dim girl asked, “your left or mine?” Bright girl said, “it’s the same left”. Seriously, I can’t make up stuff like that.